The Adventure Scale – Will They Survive the Bush Trip?
This scale is how we separate the capable from the clueless. It’s not just about how sexy someone looks in hiking boots — it’s about whether they can hang, contribute, and maybe even make bannock without catching fire. Ranges from emotionally supportive lurkers to unicorn-level partners who smell good even after 4 days off-grid.
Level Breakdown:
Chase Crew
“Always watching, never camping.”Reacts to stories, never shows up. Good for views, not survival.
The Anchor
“Liability in leggings.”Needs constant care, brings nothing useful, won’t poop without a bidet.
The Urban Camper
“Confused by bugs, WiFi, and what a tent is for.”Brings a ring light and a Bluetooth speaker. Not much else.
The Weekend Warrior
“Trying, but asking to borrow your hoodie.”Overpacked aesthetics, underpacked survival sense. Still kinda cute.
The Adventurer
“Carries their weight. Knows knots AND boundaries.”Can split the load, read a map, and flirt while building a fire. Certified useful.
The Outfitter
“Running a mobile bush hotel with emotional support add-on.”Wakes up first, knows terrain gradients, fixes broken gear with duct tape and dry sarcasm.
The Unicorn
“Might steal your sleeping bag and your heart.”Brings your gear, your snacks, your vibe. Still smells good. Rare, dangerous.
Usage Notes:
Don’t confuse cute with competent.
Not everyone deserves a repeat invite.
Sometimes the Chase Crew is more loyal than the Anchor.
Caption Prompt:
Tag someone who brought a suitcase to a bush camp. Tag someone who earned their bannock.
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