The Relationship Scale – From Ghosted to Polyamorous
This scale breaks down all the relationship dynamics that exist between “single AF” and “emotionally entangled with shared logistics.” It captures communication frequency, emotional investment, and even family/kid involvement. Each level is written with a dose of wit, a sprinkle of truth, and a heavy spoonful of experience.
Level Breakdown:
Single AF
“It’s just me, myself, and Netflix.”No romantic contact, zero obligations. Peak independence.
Talking Stage
“We’re vibing, but it’s unclear what this is.”Coffee dates, short texts, unclear labels. Evolves in phases:
Phase 1: Dating app only
Phase 2: Upgraded to DMs
Phase 3: Phone number unlocked
Phase 4: Fast response, regular check-ins
Situationship
“It’s complicated, but we’re not official.”Low-commitment intimacy. Emotionally grey area. Minimal family exposure.
Friends with Benefits (FWB)
“We’re friends… with extra perks.”Convenience and chemistry with zero expectations.
Exclusive, But Not Official
“We haven’t DTR’d, but we’re only seeing each other.”Regular communication, consistent presence, maybe meeting the family.
Open Relationship
“We’re together, but with some extra freedom.”Primary partner + consensual side connections. High family involvement with main.
Polyamorous
“Love isn’t limited to one person.”Balanced dynamics with multiple partners. Shared logistics.
Other Special States:
Ghosted
“We were something… and now they’re gone.”Zero contact. Emotional drop-off.
Friendzoned
“I like them, but they don’t see me that way.”Low interaction, no romantic return.
Just Friends
“We’re only platonic.”Lifelong or seasonal buddies. Safe zone.
Ex, But Still in Contact
“We’re not together, but we still talk…”Lingering contact, maybe shared history or parenting ties.
Side Piece
“I’m not the main character in their story.”You’re on the bench. Calls are short. Texts are odd-hour.
Usage Tips:
This scale is best used as a gut-check when you’re unsure what to call whatever “thing” you’re in.
If you can’t find where you land… it’s probably Ghosted.
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